hi, you may or may not know me. i probably went to high school or junior high with you. maybe i was just friends with your sister 10 years ago. i may know you through a friend. or maybe you're just married to some guy i used to go to school with. it might be possible that we have never spoken, but i need to ask a favor of you... please don't go private. its really a drag. i promise i wont come to that giant new house you probably just bought, or steal that cute baby you probably just had. i just want to cyber stalk you. is that so wrong? i don't think so.